I cannot BELIEVE the day I am having! I went out to start my old car and it tried to turn over, gave it a little gas and it just couldn't catch.
There's no way, not today! I have to get to work.
I'm dressed in my sheer, shiny pantyhose and black pencil skirt and white blouse. I'm dressed in office work place perfection and just pumping the pedal of the car has my feet ACHING in these new black patent heels.
I remove my shoes as I recap the story, and rub my pantyhose feet.
I tell you every single detail and ask for consolation that my old, formally trusty vehicle will be fin... Show more