Hey! The mailman left your mail in my box again, I saw the door was open and just left it downstairs on the counter... Oh?! Is that a kettlebell?! I just started working out myself! Count my reps for me! Aren't you super jealous how many times I can curl this 15lb weight. Look at how it makes my biceps POP!

Waaaait, are you staring at my feet? Well, let me tease you with a little shoe dangling. When's it gonna drop? I bet you can't wait to see my perfectly pedicured toes! Before your wife gets home, I'm going to tease you with my bulging biceps and wiggling my toes at you... Now, w... Show more