I can't believe I caught you with my flip flops in your room! Now why would they be there, of all places?
Hmmm, I think I know what you've been up to, especially because you know who is gone and I'm here all by myself while he's on his business trips.
How's about we have a little fun, just you and I? Show you how to really use my flip flops and what a REAL woman's feet are like!