Oh honey! you're home! I was just putting my feet up and have some news to break to you.
I'm sick of you always going for my feet and not pleasing me in other places. So I've taken matters into my own hands and found a new piece of meat to please me. Oh yeah, remember a few weeks ago when I came into the office in that red mini dress and heels, only to say hi to you real quick and then got called into your bosses office? Is the lightbulb flickering yet? Let me call him up and tell him that you know now.
And that if you know what's good for you you will keep your mouth shut so you ca... Show more