Let me just put these here... Right in your face and slowly I'll remove my ballet flats; flicking, dangling, popping them until they just, whoopsies! Fall right off to reveal the softest pair of soles you've ever had the opportunity to lay your eyes on.
Listen to my words, as I scrunch and flex my sweet little feet, just for you.
Imagine the possibilities, fantasize about what these feet can really do and how they'll now be your main focus from now on.