It's not often you get to see Me in colored hose; A rare treat!

I know you're aching to feel My long pantyhose legs in person, but that's just a fantasy.
The closest you'll ever get is Me bagging them up, putting a stamp on them and letting someone else hand deliver them to your door.
You can't afford to take time to out of your busy schedule to serve Me in person.
It'll create too much chaos, and I need you focused.
I need you to treat Me like God. I'm only imaginary and you will pray, give and sacrifice all you have.
Show Me how far you're willing to go for My... Show more