Come snuggle in and lets watch this movie. I'm just gonna put my feet up on your lap and... Wait a second, you don't seem too interested in the movie I picked? Well, if you're going to be such a bad boyfriend about it I'm just going to have to punish you; I knew you were going to act like this, so I came prepared.
You see I have my bag of goodies here and I'm going to tie you up and gag you with my big squishy socks! But right when I finish someone comes barging in and hogcuffs and gags me!
They must have been watching through the window, waiting for the perfect opportunity to strik...

Come snuggle in and lets watch this movie. I'm just gonna put my feet up on your lap and... Wait a second, you don't seem too interested in the movie I picked? Well, if you're going to be such a bad boyfriend about it I'm just going to have to punish you; I knew you were going to act like this, so I came prepared.
You see I have my bag of goodies here and I'm going to tie you up and gag you with my big squishy socks! But right when I finish someone comes barging in and hogcuffs and gags me!
They must have been watching through the window, waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike and now we're both helpless and wiggling around on the floor together; You in rope and gagged with my sock, and me in a hogcuff with a bright pink ballgag with a chin strap stuck in my mouth!

Soon I notice a cuff key on the floor, the perp must have dropped it and I begin to free myself.
I ungag myself, and start wondering what the hell happened? Did you plan this? It was kind of hot, now that the danger is gone, that we were tied up together!