Well, well, well Boss! I bet you're ever so curious as to why I called you into MY office.
I have some dirt on you and I can't wait to shock you with it. I have security footage of you doing nefarious things at your computer over a certain span of time... And not just ANY sort of antics, but BAD ones. That... Involve me?
How'd you find out about my little pages of naughty foot material; Did you really start searching for your employees and if they had fan site pages? Certainly looks that way! Now that you're sweating, I'm going to tie you up and I'm going to give you a real life sho...

Well, well, well Boss! I bet you're ever so curious as to why I called you into MY office.
I have some dirt on you and I can't wait to shock you with it. I have security footage of you doing nefarious things at your computer over a certain span of time... And not just ANY sort of antics, but BAD ones. That... Involve me?
How'd you find out about my little pages of naughty foot material; Did you really start searching for your employees and if they had fan site pages? Certainly looks that way! Now that you're sweating, I'm going to tie you up and I'm going to give you a real life show and see just how tight those steam pressed khakis can get. Really make things HARD for you and then, well, you're all mine, hahaha!