I arrive home SO PUMPED from my latest session with my personal trainer. I feel amazing and I'm showing really promising results already!
Why are you acting all sore because I'm showing immediate results? Are you jealous?
I start flexing to show you the results and belittling you and your attitude! Oh, what is that? Is that a Kettlebell? Let me just see that for a moment, oh man, is this actually a challenge for you?! HA! Pathetic!

Don't be too sore about it, I have all the potential in the world, meanwhile you'll be struggling to lift as I get stronger and stronger! Ha!