Now what?
No, before you say anything I just want you to know that Valnetines day was horrible! We've been together 3 weeks and V-day was supposed to be special and romantic and you blew it.
You thought you could take me to a buffet? Who do you think you are?! I was SO embarrassed. We got done eating, well, correction I finished watching YOU eat, then we go back to your place; The you got? What the hell was that? It was TERRIBLE!
And that little bedroom escapade, really? The silky boxers were cute but what laid inside, psshh, or lack there of laid inside! I don't even know why y...

Now what?
No, before you say anything I just want you to know that Valnetines day was horrible! We've been together 3 weeks and V-day was supposed to be special and romantic and you blew it.
You thought you could take me to a buffet? Who do you think you are?! I was SO embarrassed. We got done eating, well, correction I finished watching YOU eat, then we go back to your place; The you got? What the hell was that? It was TERRIBLE!
And that little bedroom escapade, really? The silky boxers were cute but what laid inside, psshh, or lack there of laid inside! I don't even know why you bothered!

NO, now you listen to me! You've got the tiniest fucking dick I have ever seen! You've got a little tic-tac dick! Go ahead and get upset, it's the truth. If we would've done anything it would've been a total embarrassment. You need that jerk cream that makes your dick bigger! If this was going to last, I'd get you some but seeings as you're nothing but an arrogant pin-dick S.O.B. Maybe I should warn your next girlfriend! Because when you were resting, maybe, just maybe I took a few pictures! So I've got a couple of blackmail photos of that tiny pin-dick of yours!! What I want you to do is:
1.) Quit calling
2.) Don't even think about dating anyone else
3.) Oh you know, pay a black mail fee!
Because you and I are going have a different kind of relationship!