I want to go out - but before I'll leave this loser behind to enjoy the evening, he'll polish my leather boots with his tongue until they're completely shiny again. To humiliate this loser even more, I spit on the boots a couple of times - I know how much he hates spit - but he'll have no chance, but to lick all the spit and dirt from my boots. I spit on the boots more and more - and enjoy how he's disgusted by his task. And if he doesn't lick fast enough - I can always pull his leash into the right direction! I also spit into his face a couple of times to degrade him even more!