Did you leave that old rancid teddy on the couch again?! I know you've had it for decades and are attached to the ugly thing - but today I'm going to help you with your detachment process! I think this thing can be useful as a doormat for a while before it disappears into the trash can for good. Does your little heart hurt when I stomp on your beloved teddy with my boots?! Look very closely how he is flattened under the deep treaded soles more and more. He will still be allowed to live a few days ... outside the front door ... as a doormat! With the rainy weather lately, the shoes are alway... Show more