I find the slave in the living room - working on some kind of stupid woodworking project. I make him lie down on the floor, take the board and put it on his body. Then I start to trample him under the wooden board. With the hard soles and heels of my boots I've no problem to break the board apart - causing him a lot of pain and destroying whatever plan he had with the board :-D After the board is crushed into a lot of pieces I kick them off his body and continue to just trample him. His face when I looks at the broken pieces of his project in the end is just priceless :-D