A fan sent me this giant package - full of his cherished Disney tapes, a music box and a handwritten letter - even with a little heart drawn on it. Did this loser really think I'd care?! Care about what he wants to tell me?! I crumble his letter into a tight ball and then crush it flat under my brutal CAT boots ... then do the same to his gifts! The music box stands no chance against my boots and breaks into pieces with the first stomp ... and the tapes don't last much longer!

A fan sent me this giant package - full of his cherished Disney tapes, a music box and a handwritten letter - even with a little heart drawn on it. Did this loser really think I'd care?! Care about what he wants to tell me?! I crumble his letter into a tight ball and then crush it flat under my brutal CAT boots ... then do the same to his gifts! The music box stands no chance against my boots and breaks into pieces with the first stomp ... and the tapes don't last much longer!