I just love these boots - they're so comfy! But the deep tread also collects a lot of dirt ... but that's no concern for me ... since I can just use your face as my doormat, right?! Of course, the hard boot soles and their deep tread will do quite a lot of damage to your face as I walk over it with my full weight, rub my dirty boot soles over it or stomp down onto it to get the dirt out of the tread ... but that's just what happens to a doormat! And you'll endure this pain, slave ... or do I need to replace you with a more capable human doormat? No, you don't want that, I know ... so just e...

I just love these boots - they're so comfy! But the deep tread also collects a lot of dirt ... but that's no concern for me ... since I can just use your face as my doormat, right?! Of course, the hard boot soles and their deep tread will do quite a lot of damage to your face as I walk over it with my full weight, rub my dirty boot soles over it or stomp down onto it to get the dirt out of the tread ... but that's just what happens to a doormat! And you'll endure this pain, slave ... or do I need to replace you with a more capable human doormat? No, you don't want that, I know ... so just endure the pain and suffer in silence! And once most of the dirt is gone, you'll stick out your tongue and lick off the remaining dirt!