While I enjoy a cup of coffee and a piece of cake - you'll patiently sit on the floor and look up to your mistress. Take a close look at my boots ... they've such a nice tread that catches a lot of dirt! And I'm sooooo nice - I'm even going to share my cake with you - but of course you won't get to eat it like a normal human being - I'm going to crush it under my dirty boot soles, spit on it and even add some pre-chewed cake to the disgusting mix. And you'll lick it off my boot soles and even thank me for this - it's an honor for you to eat crushed food, dirt and spit from my boot soles! I ... Show more