Come on, slave, let's go for a walk! On a leash and on all fours you'll follow me like a good little pet. Over the street and through the woods - until we get to a really muddy spot. Look at my boots ... how I grind them in the dirt ... you know what's going to happen next, right? Yes, you'll lick them clean! I pull you to a bunch of cut-down trees where I can sit down on and then you'll lick my boots. You'll lick the dirty boot soles, get all the dirt out of the deep tread and then clean the rest of my boots with your tongue as well. Seems like your tongue only makes my boots dirtier ... I... Show more