I've bound my little foot thing in a seating position - this way I can perfectly use him as a footstool for my sweaty nylons! While I relax on the couch, my feet rest on his hands, with my moist stinky toes pressing on his nose. This loser doesn't deserve any attention and is completely ignored while I'm on my phone and enjoy a Cola. Knowing that he's smelling my stinky feet is pretty entertaining though! Maybe a friend will visit me later - then he'll get double the foot smell as he serves us!