It's time for your training, saddle! You want to be a good saddle for me, don’t' you? And in case I need to still convince you, I brought along my riding crop - and trust me, you don't want to get to feel that. I'll make myself comfortable on your face and the hard riding pants will not only flatten your face, but also smother you completely. And you'll stay put - calm and quite - and endure that for as long as I want! And then we'll increase the duration and intensity of your training!