Isn't it great that summer is finally around the corner? Well, for me at least - I will go on vacation and enjoy the warmth of summer - while you will work to earn more money! And about your holiday bonus - you know you will not need it - and don't deserve it! You will send all of it to me - and I'll spend it on a nice vacation - or a nice shopping tour - or even both if you've worked hard enough and get a big bonus. And don't try to cheat me ... obviously you'll not only send me your money, but also an account statement, so I can be sure, that you sent everything to me! You will only keep ... Show more