I put 2 tubes of toothpaste on the bathroom floor and try to crush them under my bare feet at first. I wrap my long toes around them, trying to get them to explode - but these little tubes are really resistant. But of course, I've an alternative plan! I grab my sweet high heels and go rough on the tubes again. Now they stand no chance against the pressure under my heels and the sharp edges of the heels - they rip open and all of the toothpaste is squeezed out of them. After emptying both tubes with my high heels I smear the toothpaste all over the floor - what a giant mess :-)