There you are again ... on the floor ... ready to be used as a human doormat by me! Look at my sexy Buffalo boots - they're quite dirty from the last walk ... somehow I need to get them clean again - luckily your face makes such a great doormat! Oh, the hard heels and the deep tread hurt you when I walk over your face and stomp out the dirt on it?! Well, that's the fate of a living doormat! And everything that's still left on the boots afterwards, you'll lick from them - until they're nicely clean and shiny again!

There you are again ... on the floor ... ready to be used as a human doormat by me! Look at my sexy Buffalo boots - they're quite dirty from the last walk ... somehow I need to get them clean again - luckily your face makes such a great doormat! Oh, the hard heels and the deep tread hurt you when I walk over your face and stomp out the dirt on it?! Well, that's the fate of a living doormat! And everything that's still left on the boots afterwards, you'll lick from them - until they're nicely clean and shiny again!