Get over here, loser! Look at my sexy riding boots - they're completely covered in dirt and mud! What are you waiting for?! Get your tongue out and start to lick the dirt off my boots. You'll clean them everywhere - from the boot legs to the extremely dirt soles - and don't dare to spit the dirt out - you'll swallow all of it! And when you're done with my boots you'll lick the floor and remove the footprints as well!