Get over here, slave! My new boots are already really dirty - so you'll have to lick them clean, loser! Come on! What are you waiting for?! Start at the dirty heels and then work your way along the boot soles until you reach the tip. And then you'll polish the leather on top and on the boot leg with your tongue! After cleaning the boot completely, you'll of course also lick the 2nd boot. I want them both to be as shiny as they were when I bought them!