Today I'll sit on your face in these really tight jeans until the hard seams left a deep imprint on your face - so everyone can see immediately that you're nothing but a human seat pad! Look at the jeans - do you see the big seam right in the middle?! I'll imprint this one on your face - from your chin up to your nose! And when I'm done with you, you'll not hide in your car or flat! Instead you'll get some groceries for me - so all the people can see how I marked you! Maybe I should bounce on your face a little bit ... I bet a crooked nose matches the imprints in your skin perfectly!