I've bound this loser to the bench and then carelessly sit down on his head while I'm on my phone. His head is trapped between the hard surface of the bench and my jeans ass - which presses down with my full weight from above. It's really annoying that he's so whiny - a piece of furniture should be quite! I sit down on his head in different positions, but always make sure it's really comfy for me - and really painful for him! After a while, I grab a pair of headphones - not only can I then listen to some music - it also cancels out the annoying sounds my human chair makes!