So far your face survived a trampling by me every time ... but I'm not sure it will survive today's trampling! I've put on my inov8 trail running shoes with sharp big studs - they're perfect to give me good traction on mud - and I'm sure they'll give me good traction on your face as well! Does it hurt when my full weight comes crushing down on your face and the studs sink deep into your skin? No matter how hard I trample your face, stomp on it and jump on it - I won't slip off but destroy everything in my path. Maybe I should go on my tip-toes and let you feel my full weight on only a few o... Show more