With the nice warm spring weather, I was once again outside without shoes - and now my feet are pretty dirty - so I'll use your face as a rug to clean them! And you'll have to lick all the dirt that's still stuck to my feet afterwards! Oh, does it hurt when I stand on your face with my full weight? And rub my feet all over it? Well, that's bad luck - you'll have to endure it! And to get rid of some more dirt, I'll just stomp and jump on it a few times! And then I'll grab a chair, sit down and you'll lick all the dirt from my foot soles and my toes!