I just finished a nice long run - and you know what I love to do after a long run, don't you? Yes, I'll do a nice cooldown and some stretching while trampling your face! You should be grateful that I trample your face under my running shoes and not under a pair of high heels! Of course, they'll also destroy your face pretty well and leave behind painful and embarrassing marks on it ... but still they're way less dangerous for you than thin heels! And don't dare to complain or moan too much ... or I'll need to stomp down hard a couple of times to teach you a lesson!

I just finished a nice long run - and you know what I love to do after a long run, don't you? Yes, I'll do a nice cooldown and some stretching while trampling your face! You should be grateful that I trample your face under my running shoes and not under a pair of high heels! Of course, they'll also destroy your face pretty well and leave behind painful and embarrassing marks on it ... but still they're way less dangerous for you than thin heels! And don't dare to complain or moan too much ... or I'll need to stomp down hard a couple of times to teach you a lesson!