I've had this extremely humiliating idea for years now and finally got it to work. I made the slave lie down under a trash bag holder in my garage, cut a hole in the bottom of the trash bag and then taped the seams to his face - so everything I dump into the trash will land (and stay!) on his face - basically trash to trash :-D Once this nice little contraption is set up, I walk in a couple of times over the next days and every time I visit him, I bring along some fresh trash for him - sometimes half-rotten kitchen scraps, some trash from my bath room (yuk!), some trash from the office or w...

I've had this extremely humiliating idea for years now and finally got it to work. I made the slave lie down under a trash bag holder in my garage, cut a hole in the bottom of the trash bag and then taped the seams to his face - so everything I dump into the trash will land (and stay!) on his face - basically trash to trash :-D Once this nice little contraption is set up, I walk in a couple of times over the next days and every time I visit him, I bring along some fresh trash for him - sometimes half-rotten kitchen scraps, some trash from my bath room (yuk!), some trash from the office or whatever I could find - until the whole trash bag is filled up to the top and almost 60L (16 gallons) of trash are stacked on his face! That's a lot of trash to eat for my little human garbage chute!