Did YOU really ask ME out on a date?! You have to be kidding! I really don't want to see that face of yours all the time - it's only use for me is to be a seat pad for my divine ass! You didn't really think a woman like me would date someone like you, did you?! For me you're just a piece of human furniture - where I can get comfy on and whose suffering I can enjoy. How does it feel when my hard jeans flatten your face, takes your breath away and shows you your place in the food chain?! It should be an honor for you - because you'll never get this close to my tasty butt in any other way! Show more