Today is your last chance to prove yourself as a good seat pad. If you disappoint me again, I'll get rid of you and replace you with a better seat pad! So do you best! You want to continue serving me and enjoy this magnificent view, don't you? And your job isn't that hard - you just have to hold your breath a little, endure my weight and not whine - even a loser like you should be able to do these 3 simple things. And you know how many would immediately trade places with you - so you should feel honored to serve as a chair for my divine ass!