While I let the sun shine on my hot body and work on my tan, you work to pay for my well-deserved vacation. After all, this doesn't go away on its own, and I'm certainly not going to use my own money to indulge in luxury. This is your job. And it's an honor for you. Your pay dick rises at the prospect of being extremely challenged in this way over the next few days. Today we start small. You pay for a few drinks at the bar that get me in the right party mood. After all, I'm out with my friends... and we want to party hard!