We’re a sorority full of girls, and we’re spending too much money on toilet paper.. We need to save money, so I’ve been interviewing for a janitor position.

There’s going to be lots of asses to sniff and clean, and there’s going to be *a lot* of gas. So if you don’t mind the farts, and ass cleaning, this might be the position for you..

So this is what it’s going to be like on your job, lots of girls assholes, and farts.. You’re responsible for cleaning all of our assholes..

This is a full time position, and it pays minimum wage- You’re ok with that?- Good.