Dear Mr. Blackwood (name not actually used) It's long overdue we cover the joke that was our relationship. I know how much you loathe being humiliated but maybe it's time you are brought to reality. Reality of how disappointing you are as a man, a sex partner, and a human. A virgin could make my eyes roll back into my head, but you couldn't keep me wet. You're a disgrace, a joke, and a loser. :)