All I wanted to do was blow up some nice, taut green balloons and play with them. But I seem to be incapable of doing so without popping one! Wearing only a polka-dot thong and some cute glasses, I'm ready to play. My goal was to get 4 balloons big and ready. I'm pleasantly surprised that they can handle my body weight and some serious thigh squeezing, hugging, grinding, and other fun things. I do lose a balloon a couple times but chase that sucker down so I can continue more and more air into it, getting it nice and big--just the way I like my loons! I really wanted to roll my body over all f... Show more