I like to fancy myself a fearless, but biting balloons has always been my proverbial line in the sand: it's scary! I've never been able to bring myself to bite a fully inflated balloon before. The idea of one popping and slapping me in the face sounds potentially painful and definitely nerve-wracking! However, I have a brand new bag of balloons and a weakness for accepting dares :) After receiving a very generous tribute, I agreed to complete the following dare:
"I dare you to bite pop 10 balloons in a row! You can inflate them as much as you want, but make sure to close your eyes when the...

I like to fancy myself a fearless, but biting balloons has always been my proverbial line in the sand: it's scary! I've never been able to bring myself to bite a fully inflated balloon before. The idea of one popping and slapping me in the face sounds potentially painful and definitely nerve-wracking! However, I have a brand new bag of balloons and a weakness for accepting dares :) After receiving a very generous tribute, I agreed to complete the following dare:
"I dare you to bite pop 10 balloons in a row! You can inflate them as much as you want, but make sure to close your eyes when they pop so you don't hurt yourself. I'd love to see you in something casual, just pjs or a tshirt and no makeup if that's okay. Whatever color balloons you want or have on hand will work. I love watching hot girls rip open balloons with their teeth and it would be awesome if you could tackle the challenge. Think you're up to it?"
Hell yeah, I'm up to it! I've inflated 9 balloons before I turn on the camera, some more tight and taut than others (variety is the spice of life, right?). One more balloon to blow up and I'm ready to go. I'm bare-faced and in comfy, form-fitting pajamas...but I'm so nervous! I'm giggling like an idiot due to nerves and I talk a LOT in this video; mostly to psyche myself up, but also to talk about what what it feels like once I get going.
Spoiler alert! I'm a badass and bite pop all 10 of my balloons like a (semi) pro. Some pop almost immediately and scare me, and some deflate slowly and flutter my hair about my face. Those were my favorites, because I got to be a balloon supermodel with my long hair flowing majestically in the breeze ;) There was ONE balloon that I am still cursing because I accidentally punched myself in the face as I was trying to get some biting leverage. What a klutz!
At the end (after removing my tank top), I gather all the balloon remnants between my tits and let them fall to the ground, proudly displaying the carnage after the bite . I can't resist shaking my perky little B-cups in a victory dance. Winner, and still champion: MaddyLuxx! That was one of the most nerve-wracking experiences I've had with balloons. Sounds deceptively easy, right?! Try it if you're brave, but I'd recommend just watching and enjoying the view instead ;)