I am outside relaxing on my deck as I am on my phone and I suddenly notice you staring at me.

I ask you what the hell you are looking at and then realize it is my feet you are staring at.

You couldn't help but become mesmerized by the way I flopped my flip flop against the heel of my foot repeatedly.

You love just how dirty both the flip flops are and my feet.

I continue to ignore you as I play on my phone and swing my flip flops in front of your face.

Eventually I kick off my flip flops and stick my feet right in your face as I tell you you're a... Show more