This is the most wonderful time of the year, isn't it?

This is the time of year when you give presents and money to those who are most important to you.

The holiday season is the perfect time to express your appreciation.

I have a present for you right here in this box!

Do you know what it is?

It's something you are absolutely addicted to that helps you completely relax and get so fucked up in the best way.

You know that I spoil you so much all the time don't I?

Do you have a present for me?

You know exactly what I love... Show more