I bet you think you have an average sized cock, don't you?

I am going to prove to you just how much of a pin dick you truly have.

Have you ever actually measured it? I bet you haven't yet out of embarrassment.

You're going to need a tape measure today to find out exactly how small that cock really is.

I have gathered up various household items to measure and see how your cock measures up to each of them.

I bet your pathetic micro cock is smaller than each one of them.

Get that sad excuse of a cock out and lets see how you measure up. Show more