You have just arrived home and see me, your ex-girlfriend who you were madly in love with from high school sitting on your couch.

I laugh and tell you that your new wife who has been my best friend since high school is out at the salon right now.

You had no idea her and I have been best friends since then.

You and her just got married the other month and have just moved into your new house.

I start telling you that even though she is my best friend, she just doesn't compare to me at all.

I then start reminiscing about the times when I would push ... Show more