After getting off the phone with my best friend Jessica, I come into to have a talk with you.

I inform you that Jessica revealed to me when we were over her house the other evening, you completely filled up her entire kitchen with a horrible stench when exiting the room.

I ask you if you know how embarrassed I feel about having my best friend confront me about my husband's smelly farts. I also continue on by explaining that she also informed me you completely stunk up her bathroom and clogged the toilet before we left.

I yell at you that we can't go anywhere for a... Show more