You've been my next door neighbor for many years and one evening I invite you over.

I tell you that the reason I invited you over isn't to fuck you but to confront you about how obsessed you are with me and how you've been so obviously about it over the years.

I mention how you're always looking out your window every time I leave my house and you're always sizing up all the guys that I bring home.

I know you're extremely jealous of them and wish you could be in their place.

I've known for years you've wanted to ask me out on a date but you have always bee... Show more