I know exactly why this is your favorite time of year.

You're able to walk into any store and completely fill up your cart with bags and bags of candy.

Not a single person is going to look at you strangely.

Halloween gives you an excuse to completely gorge on sugary treats.

This year you are going to overindulge on tons and tons of candy for me.

I am going to turn you into my own fat piggy.

I know for a fact you would do anything to please me, especially gaining even more weight.

I even have a pig costume picked out for ... Show more