Look who it is, my married little pet.

Your holiday season just wouldn’t feel complete without me would it?

You just can’t help being such a naughty husband behind her back whenever she’s not around.

This year for the holidays you are going to be completely spoiling me and leaving her with crumbs.

You’re going to be cheaping the fuck out on her and give her next to nothing.

Being completely spoiled by you is exactly what I deserve.

I am the one who makes you feel so damn good nearly every night.

I am the one who is always... Show more