I just used up my last roll of toilet paper and I don't want to waste anymore money on something I literally wipe my ass with and throw away.

Why should I waste anymore money on paper when I can use you as a toilet paper replacement?

I can finally put you to good use.

Starting tomorrow morning you are going sit next to the toilet all day and all night waiting to serve me when you are needed.

Licking and cleaning everything that's leftover after I take a nice, healthy dump.

You're not only going to be cleaning my ass but also my pussy.

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