Oi! You lot won't believe this.

I was sitting in my room, doing my proper British accent like a well right native when a British Inspector barged right in!

Said he was in charge of bad British accents! Told me that mine was terrible and my penalty was flogging!

He attacked my fanny and my bits. And then he shagged me!

The bloke seemed bent about all the tea we dumped in the harbor, so he gave me a very rough shag. But I just laid back and thought of England...and well, it might might have made me just a wee bit rand... Show more