Every time you worship my feet it always seems to be all about you. Why is that? Don't you think I should be getting some more enjoyment out of this activity? Perhaps you need proper training on how to do that. I intend to help you with this today. I am going to give you a lesson on how to massage my feet correctly. Listen closely foot sub, because I expect an A+ foot rub next time we meet. After you give my feet the proper attention they deserve, then you can slobber away on them, fair is fair.