I am leaving you, your cock does not satisfy me and I am leaving you for someone who does, or something...
That's right I would rather be single than continue to do it with you. Your cock is worthless to me. This vibrator can make me cum over and over in minutes. When was the last time you ever did that? Never!
I'll even show you how well it works, this will be your first and last time you'll be able to see what my real orgasm looks like.