I feel as though you have left me with no other choice. You have been wasting so much of MY time masturbating that tiny worm between your legs. You are constantly neglecting your duties and putting your carnal pleasures first. Therefore you have me into this decision. I am going to have to lock you into chastity. This isn't the typical lock and key situation. You see your device doesn't have a key, because it won't be coming off, ever. I've made up my mind, there's no changing. Now, why don't you try to explain to me why I don't just castrate you right here and now! Beg me not to!